ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
My vagina just clenched in fear
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