matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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