I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
porn star boner night. come get it.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
