walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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