It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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