if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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