$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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