just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
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The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
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So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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