so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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