So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Randomize