tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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