did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
