absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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