so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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