You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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