I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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