There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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