im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Is Oprah even human
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Randomize
