For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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