i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
You did what with his pubic hair?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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