I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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