Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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