somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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