its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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