You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
operation harelip BJ is a go
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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