No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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