in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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