You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
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Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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