I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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