So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
