is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
17 year olds will be the death of me.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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