Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
areolas are like halos for boobs.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The power of my boobs compel you
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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