the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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