On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
