we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
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In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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