Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
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Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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