That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
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If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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