so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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