At least make sure they are 18
Why
i barfeds in our rink
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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