She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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