i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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