At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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