We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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