I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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