ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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