these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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