...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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