No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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