Christians are straight up FREAKS
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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