There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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