remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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