You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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