Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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