So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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