Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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