kristin has been a bad kristin
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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