You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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