I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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