the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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