my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
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From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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