I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Randomize